Chestnut Horse

laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

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pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

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mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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wavesinjuly:

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getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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ultrafacts:

Source

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llamasouls:

im failing biology

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pleatedjeans:

20 Pictures That Prove You’re Never Too Old to be Awesome

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lilmisshaps:

aquarius-kisses:

sirensandserenades:

dontevenseemyfriends:

pastichee:

greencarnations:

theomninerd:

breakmeofimpatience:

oh my…….

This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.

I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.

there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination

the bible says Stan and Lee not Stan Lee and DC.

Reblogging for the bible comment

i know i’m not the only one that thinks they are really hot

Ssshhhhh we’re doing that thing where we avoid the obvious

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vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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the new meme is

denchgang:

*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment 

*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*

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j6:

honestly i hate this thing so much

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