Chestnut Horse

rapewhistled2013login:

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder

(via keep-calm-and-fuck-in-the-impala)

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sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

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1 day ago | 8375 notes |

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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1 day ago | 376022 notes |

Chris, why do you feel like Captain America is the perfect hero for our times?

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10foryoutomdaley:

Celebrities at Coachella: Weekend One

same vanessa hudgens same

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1 day ago | 15158 notes |

itssimplysam23:

godamnmiley:

is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.

Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?

(Source: pleathe, via howlnymeria)

1 day ago | 33522 notes | ellen deep shit

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

I AM CRYING JFC

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1 day ago | 103298 notes | JESUS

stupidstagram:

EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS 

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1 day ago | 84752 notes | THE BEST video

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

(via hallucifer)

1 day ago | 49234 notes |

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

image

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1 day ago | 217166 notes |

badafro:

the youngest  person in the world just got born

(via orgasmic-humor)

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