when someone hot reblogs your selfie
when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
i do not measure my life in years or months, i measure it in fandom phases
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway
Fuck PETA. They’re offering to help ten families in Detroit with their bills if they agree to become vegan.
Holy shit that is some straight up white saviour missionary style bullshit. Only with quinoa instead of bibles.
we will help you
but only ONLY if you accept tofu as your lord and savior