I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
You’ve been cutting tomatoes wrong, learn how to cut like a ninja here.
QUICK! Someone send this to Benedict!!
A quick sketch for a friend.
How I wake up every morning
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
my favourite part was honestly natasha saying, “Shall we play a game” and then awkwardly explaining her own joke